neck of the woods?

check out a new zine i'm working on with the help of my good friend brogan: neck of the woods.

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crop top trauma

so i was going out with the girls from work on saturday night, and didn't have a bloody clue what to wear without having to go out and buy something new (i've spent enough on clothes recently), but i did know that i wanted to look a little bit sexy and a little bit 'me' (which tends to mean i don't want to look like i've just walked out of topshop). anyhoo, i ended up fishing around in my t-shirt drawer and found an old misfits top that i wore to death in first year at uni.

i didn't quite know what to do with it, so i tried it on with skinny jeans - way too casual - and then a black body con skirt - it just made me look dated and drab - and then tucked into my new denim shorts - which did kind of work, but would've looked better just with vans, not heels. that's when i got frustrated with it and decided to cut the bugger up.

turns out that getting scissor happy and finishing the job with a needle and thread works out pretty well with old band tees. i teamed it with my leopard print primark tube skirt and my killer heels that i wear pretty much every time i go out, as well as tights (my legs are bottle white, ewwww no tar) and a black boxy bag from h&m, and i have to say, i think it kinda worked.

48 hour intensive

going back to uni after three weeks of time spent enjoying life is such a chore. however, my tutors were considerate enough to give us some kind of rad mini project to do in the first couple days back: create a mini zine within 48 hours, based on an obsession.

i found it difficult to come up with an obsession i had, so the next step was addiction. anyone who knows me will tell you "that lass smokes like a chimney", so naturally, i had to base my zine on smoking.

but how do you add a comic perspective on a controversial subject?

answer: by bringing religious icons into the equation, of course.

and so, holy smoke zine was born. pretty proud of it if i'm honest!

pass me the zimmer frame

so i turn twenty-one a week today D: and last night, i went for an early birthday night out with my housemates, a.k.a the bitches/les chicas. it's fair to say i felt damn fine dressing up in such a foxy manner, and they all looked pretty damn hot themselves!

we actually had a really hilarious evening out. don't think i've laughed so hard in ages!

also, seeing as it's the spring equinox, and i'm coming into a new chapter of my life (oo err), i think it's about time i had a massive clear-out of clothes that just don't fit me anymore!

so check out my stuff on ebay: buy buy buyyyyy

some recent photography

i'd like to share with you.

my son, 07.02.2012

fluffy snoozer, 07.02.2012

lauren's beautiful hair, 14.03.2012

barbie is an uncooperative whore, 14.03.2012

norty dorty phat

riffs remind me of suicide silence; i don't know what's kicking off in my brain, but i dig this, and so should you.